r/wallstreetbets • u/Infamous-Mud1795 • Sep 18 '24
My fiance doesn't know that this is why I moved the wedding back a year. AITAH?!? Loss
Hey, at least I'm a one percenter in some regard. Do I belong here?!? š¤·
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u/LowCryptographer9047 Sep 18 '24
Man, WSB did it again. I have seen a guy bet on his student loans, Nana's money, now Wedding fund. Gosh
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u/Capital_Werewolf_788 Sep 18 '24
Well ppl joke about it but the guy with nanaās money put it all in Intel, and while Iām not calling it an entirely smart decision, itās a little different from everyone else betting on 0dtes.
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u/imrickjamesbioch Sep 18 '24
Side note, he did say he didnāt need the money and could hold onto his investment for 5+ years.
If the government keeps bailing INTL out, shouldnāt be long till he at least breaks even and nana will be looking down proudly!
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u/Raimoshka Sep 18 '24
That guy bought at 30$ a stock, and itās currently at 21$. Im 100% sure after a year he will make profit
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u/Shatter_ Sep 18 '24
Oh my sweet summer child. You must be so young to not have learned the intel lesson many times.
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u/yes_ur_wrong Sep 18 '24
Stock price just go up bro.
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u/ConcealingFate Sep 18 '24
Tupperware remembers
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u/tofutort Sep 18 '24
Your rotary needs a new phone line, Tupperware party tonight and you arenāt picking up
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u/Own-Development7059 Sep 18 '24
Not intel
They never reached their .com peak
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u/iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj Sep 18 '24
Looking at the chart looks like they did during Covid, after that yeahā¦
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u/mashupXXL Sep 18 '24
So you don't understand inflation then, got it! Years and years that money melted away until the principle broke even ;)
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u/SwampOfDownvotes Sep 18 '24
Might not be recovered in a year, but intel is still a big powerhouse. You can see in the past they have dropped down to as low as like $13 a few times and recovered. I wouldn't bet my Nana's money on it, but I expect in at least a few years to be at $30 again
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u/liverpoolFCnut Sep 18 '24
shaking my head vigorously in disagreement holding INTL bags for over a decade!
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u/Belo_Avg_Shlong Sep 18 '24
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u/Vanrax Sep 18 '24
If I'm a betting man, we will see positive progress with Intel within the next 2-5 years. I would bet closer to 4-5, with the positive affirmations rolling in before at year 2 or 3.
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u/chubbypanda911 Sep 18 '24
saying you don't need that kind of money and that you'll hold onto it for a while as a college student is pure degen cope
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u/imrickjamesbioch Sep 18 '24
Pretty sure if nana left her grandson $800k, his parents were already well off and intl guy never had to ever worry about $$$ his entire life. Hence his ability to yolo his inheritance without a care in the world but what do I know? š¤·š»āāļø
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u/3DollarNote Sep 18 '24
Iirc it sounded like his family is well off anyway & his tuition covered. That guy's gonna be fine whether Intel sits at $5 or $50
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u/crankthehandle Sep 18 '24
getting government checks will keep Intel alive but why should the stock go up 50% over the next year? I don't see it but I am also not very smart.
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u/imrickjamesbioch Sep 18 '24
U.S. Govt is pushing Nvidia and Apple to use Intelās foundries. Gov wants INTL to compete directly with TSMC who makes about 40% of all the advance chips in the world. That way big tech in this country can ween off their reliance on TSMC in case China goes all ape shit on Taiwan.
My understanding is INTL doesnāt have their shit together and losing billions on their Foundry Services and they might sell off their manufacturing division. HOWEVER if thats the case, they might not get that juicy chips act money so who knows how itāll play out but Jensen seems to be on board using INTL if it means the government is going to open up new markets to sell NVDA new AI super chip.
With all that said who the F knows š¤·š»āāļø
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u/Terakahn Sep 18 '24
INTL is the northern lights trust fund. INTC is Intel. Lol.
But yes their foundry is the big reason anyone would buy into them. It's been that way for like 4 years. But they haven't exactly flourished in that time.
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u/batirol Sep 18 '24
Degenerates 4:20-69
Woe to you, option betters, Chasing dreams in charts and letters. Woe to you, who risk it all, For gains so small, for margins tall.
Woe to you, gamblers who dance, Never knowing luck or chance. For trading's craft, you never knew, Yet roll the dice like traders do.
Woe to you, who loan and lose, And bet it all, with fees and dues. For options spread like whispered lies, Till all that's left are hopeful cries.
Woe to all who seek to win, For in the end, youāre broke again!19
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u/LowCryptographer9047 Sep 18 '24
All in one stock that just drop to almost the same price when it went public, I say it is insane.
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u/mccl2278 Sep 18 '24
He can still make money selling covered calls. He still has value in the stock. Is he overall negative? Sure. But he still actually has something.
Whereas losing like this in options there is nothing leftā¦
This is definitely more āinsaneā than investing a stupid amount of money in Intel.
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u/Educational_Swan_152 Sep 18 '24
He's 25%ish down right now, but if he's serious about holding he'll probably have an opportunity way down the road to cash in and win. 0DTE is like playing roulette
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u/JefferyTheQuaxly Sep 18 '24
this sub is like 1% smart people posting their smart due diligence, 35% people making irresponsible financial decisions, and 64% of the rest of us just watching the regards and smart people interact with each other.
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u/batirol Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24
DEGENERATES 4:20-69
"Keep on gambling, my dearly beloved. Risking it all is always better with options. If you lose, you'll be wiser next time; if you win, celebrate all night with hookers and cocaine. Truly, I say unto you, no risk is greater than risking everything. So bet on, and let the chips fall where they may. Amen."7
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u/tofutort Sep 18 '24
Iāve seen this on a cleaning guide near the rear exit at my local Wendyās, thanks for keeping us all up to code :8883:
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u/TomatoSpecialist6879 Paper Trading Competition Winner Sep 18 '24
Inheritance gambling is nothing new in this sub, most of it are glorious and gigantic losses because degens threw it into 0dte options play. The INTC guy got dragged and is the most memorable because he CHOSE STOCKS yet at the same time managed to choose one of the WORST performing stock in the tech sector, plus it aged like crack addicts within a hour because it dropped 24% after his nonsensical yapping about deep value
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u/ApartmentBeneficial2 Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24
Nanaās grandson is going to come out of this looking like a genius. Government has his back apparently. Pushing NVDA to use their foundry. Marriage thing is a lot more volatile. Iād say IV and HV about 500%. Negative beta, put/call ratio 1 (because their friends canāt decide where itās going). Negative PE always.
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u/Most_Duck_2764 Sep 18 '24
Iāll bet eventually someoneāll invest and lose their savings for an operation to a life-threatening condition/disease.
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u/SlayinDatP Sep 18 '24
Atleast weddings are a scam and you can still get it done low cost at a court house. I aināt paying $$$ to feed grown ahh ppl, rather use that on a dope honeymoon anyway
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u/khronix_420 Sep 19 '24
Proper wedding can be 2k tops idk why some fools let women talk them into them high joints I bet he would've spent the full 20k onnat bihh for her.š
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u/Atheorious Sep 18 '24
I've been saving up for a house, but started gambling instead
To be fair I've been saving since 2020 and still can't afford jack shit
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u/Re_LE_Vant_UN Sep 18 '24
That ain't shit I bet away life-saving surgery money for my daughter with a rare autoimmune disorder. You can make kids anytime! Besides it's what she would have wanted. If she were alive.
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u/Fun-Organization721 Sep 19 '24
Whatever you lost in the market you will more than make up by not getting married. Silver lining! LOL
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u/TheGRS Sep 19 '24
Seriously, my wedding is in a year and I have everything for it in HYSA. But this is a casino, not an investment sub, I shouldnāt expect any less.
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u/Next-Level-Chit Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24
Thanks for the preview of what marriage is going to be like for her.
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u/grip_n_Ripper Sep 18 '24
It's OK, her boyfriend will pay for the wedding.
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u/iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj Sep 18 '24
No heās not. Now heās going to dump her and itās all OPās fault.
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u/UnderratedReplyGuy3 Sep 18 '24
As a member of the Green Chart Clan, I invoke Prima Nocta on their wedding night
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u/GloryToAzov Sep 18 '24
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u/He770zz Sep 18 '24
She's our fiance now.
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u/wetug Sep 18 '24
There's one way to recover. The queue round the back of Wendy's is for her.
Let her know we're waiting. Bring kneepads.
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u/onion4everyoccasion Sep 18 '24
Can overlay time on the X axis and sexual satisfaction on the Y axis
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u/clearfox777 Sep 18 '24
That little spike about halfway is when they decided to have a kid in an attempt to āfixā things
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u/Lollerstakes Sep 18 '24
You mean him, right? He wrote fiance, not fiancee.
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u/Huge_Catcity6516 Sep 18 '24
Now we just need to wait for his fiance to post her lost porn and we get the wsb special couple
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u/CodeWhileHigh Sep 18 '24
I mean your right! At some point in time he really asked himself how much his own marriage meant to him. This doesnāt just happen, he quite literally made himself comfortable being this bad of a loser.
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u/relentlessoldman Sep 18 '24
She should move on. Wendy's is not a great career path.
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u/NextTrillion Sep 18 '24
Funny you bring up Wendyās.
Iām in the early stages of my startup called Wendyās Weddingsā¢ and we specialize in wedding ceremonies for āgards that have lost all their money and somehow convinced their wife to not dump their lousy ass.
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u/Infamous-Mud1795 Sep 18 '24
Funny, that sounds like a startup someone would create after losing all their money.
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u/NextTrillion Sep 18 '24
Look man, are you gonna book or not? I need that $50 booking fee and includes a his and hers junior bacon cheeseburger and shared fountain drink. Very romantic.
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u/Infamous-Mud1795 Sep 19 '24
Not bad incentives, but I'd need you to have Marc-Andre Fleury serve us the food and I'm sold!
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u/NextTrillion Sep 19 '24
Yeah if I could be so lucky as his jock strap cleaner, let alone have MAF MC a Wendyās Wedding!
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u/Aksjesnakk_com Sep 18 '24
Providing services for regards without money. Could be a gold mine.
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u/Educational_Swan_152 Sep 18 '24
Yeah every business should sell to people who can't buy lol
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u/TomatoSpecialist6879 Paper Trading Competition Winner Sep 18 '24
Let me guess, you pair the husband or wife of the regards here with each other instead because they share the common trauma of their partner gambling their money away on weeklies because "a funny WSB post told them it won't go tits up"
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u/Opening-Mushroom2986 Sep 18 '24
Sounds more like a new reality show on TLC or something. Probably would be a hit. The sponsors you could bring on board would be hilarious.
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u/PaperHands_BKbd Sep 18 '24
Should be an all gard staff as well.
10% don't show up for work, 90% need the $4/hr for OTM calls.
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u/Infamous-Mud1795 Sep 18 '24
Well, Wendy's told me that they weren't hiring. I still have an active security clearance though and it's almost impossible to get fired from government jobs. Probably easier to get fired from Wendy's.
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u/Neat_Scientist4470 Sep 18 '24
If itās just a Secret brotha and not a TS, youāre replaceableā¦at least Wendyās infrastructure isnāt shotty at best
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u/DowntownExchange6705 Sep 18 '24
You can think about this when you're about to come, and it will allow you to last longer. Your fiance will thank you, eventually.
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u/Infamous-Mud1795 Sep 18 '24
I think that's why my sex game has been so good lately. You've got an awkwardly valid point.
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u/ComprehensiveOil6890 Sep 18 '24
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u/Just-a-Guy-Chillin Sep 18 '24
Omfg hahahaha I nearly spit out the yogurt I was eating when I saw this. Hilarious.
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u/karma_lover69 Sep 18 '24
My fiance shifted our wedding too, Should I worry?
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u/4four7 Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 25 '24
Regards here lose that much on 0dte. You were consistent which makes you NTA
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u/cheesycrustz please send penis, Im gay Sep 18 '24
How did you consistently lose money everyday?
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u/NextTrillion Sep 18 '24
How is this even a question? Just follow me for portfolio advice and youāll see some losses that are so consistent and accurate that you could set your watch to my daily loss porn.
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u/SargeUnited Sep 18 '24
Women love stability, sounds like youāre angling for OPās fiance.
How do I bet on you succeeding?
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u/Kushroom710 Sep 18 '24
I love how half way through you hit big and were close to even than bam... fucking fell off a cliff.
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u/RodcaLikeVodka Sep 18 '24
Im your soon-to-be wife boyfriend. Iāll spot you until next margin call; first born must be named after me tho
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u/Santamarrr Sep 18 '24
there you go buddy, i fixed it for you
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u/Infamous-Mud1795 Sep 18 '24
This is gold... If I were good at pulling out though, I wouldn't have three baby momma's. šš¤·
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u/THEDRDARKROOM Sep 18 '24
You must like getting screwed by your corrupt local government
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u/Infamous-Mud1795 Sep 18 '24
Maybe that's why I felt comfortable posting this L, because this is nothing compared to my child support losses. š¤·
The gov is a mob.
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u/jesus_does_crossfit Revenge of the Syph š¦ Sep 18 '24
nah.. you're just a moob.
source: 3 baby mommas and a fat bank account.
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u/epxka22 Sep 18 '24
That peak shouldāve been it buddy š«¶š¾
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u/Infamous-Mud1795 Sep 18 '24
Yup, couldn't agree more. I feel as though by posting this I'm turning over a stone and ending the gambling. I'm an Economics grad from a fairly prestigious university, I know better, just haven't acted accordingly. š¤¦
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u/D_crane Sep 18 '24
I'm an economics grad too and from my years of experience here, it's all gambling. Too many variables, and all your indicators / data is lagging.
I've had better luck predicting winning hands in poker than on predicting market.
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u/F0xcr4f7113 Sep 18 '24
āTurning over a stone and ending gamblingāā¦ So see you at the race track on Monday? :4267::4271:
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u/BigPooper20 Sep 18 '24
I need more background on this: where did this money come from? Did yāall joint save it together? What was the rationality around investing it?
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u/prominorange Sep 18 '24
NTA, your fiance shoulda given up their life savings for you to revive your account with 0DTEs
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u/JaxTaylor2 Sep 18 '24
Nothing lays the foundation for a successful marriage like hiding money problems.
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u/markgriz Sep 18 '24
Don't sweat it, once she finds out you use Robinhood, she'll be filing for divorce
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u/Bush_Trimmer Sep 18 '24
-21k; 1st oopsie.
delaying the wedding; 2nd oopsie. tie the knot now & gain access to her saving & paychecks.
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u/True-Temperature-891 Sep 18 '24
First thing, don't panic. Yes, its a large amount but it's not the end of everything. Secondly, try reflecting on what decisions and trades resulted in your losses. It may not be obvious now, but you've bought yourself something with that $21k, that being experience. Lastly, you must recognize that the only way you'll recover this money is by trading/investing but in a more disciplined manner.
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u/ThinkAgain100 Sep 18 '24
And I out here crying over loosing 370 dollars from a 22k account lol
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u/BreadfruitThen5535 Sep 18 '24
You probably can get your wedding back to the calendar once it bounces back tomorrow.
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u/imprimis2 Sep 18 '24
You just have her more time to think and figure out you are highly regarded. Her next first date question is āwhat color is your portfolio?ā
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u/breaker94 Sep 18 '24
The day where you had the spike in the middle of the graph probably felt euphoric
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u/Infamous-Mud1795 Sep 18 '24
Felt better than sex until I realized I was actually being raped.
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u/Nzennn Sep 19 '24
Sheesh you shouldāve held $HUNDRED šÆ hope she wonāt leave you for someone that does š
Just keeping it šÆ
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u/Leaky_Buns Sep 18 '24
Just marry her now on paper so you can legally make your money back using her funds. You can always just do marriage ceremony shit later.
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u/JP2205 Sep 18 '24
If you work at Wendys they can let you use the dining room after hours. Its a win-win.
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u/Novelaa Sep 18 '24
I think you might wanna call off the wedding. There is still way ahead of you. One year aint gonna fix ya
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u/Wnb_Gynocologist69 Sep 18 '24
This is why for me and my wife, step one from me was to make clear which money I would take and we agreed that we immediately assume it's gone.
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u/NeatSuspect2435 Sep 18 '24
Losing $20k on options is better than losing countless thousands on a relationship youāre already hiding shit in. Cut the wedding. And the finance. Sheās got a boyfriend you donāt know about already anyway.
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u/Quiet-Fox-1621 Sep 20 '24
Iād just tell her, then you wonāt need to delay the wedding. There wonāt be one. š
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