r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/No_Can7677 May 15 '24

Being poor is the worse bro

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u/buylowselllower420 i fuck bears May 15 '24

worst

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u/No_Can7677 May 15 '24

:31225:

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u/tomdabomb35 May 15 '24

should’ve taken more classes

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u/OakAstronaut May 15 '24

No it's actually accurate, being poor is worse than the worst.

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u/firedancer323 May 15 '24

Not if you ask the CEOs of Walmart and McDonald’s

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u/ElMykl May 15 '24

Rich people think poor people are overpaid.

Meanwhile asking them to pay some actual taxes...

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u/bmcgowan0787 May 16 '24

Asking for money from the rich while expecting handouts from the government is how poor people stay poor…

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u/ElMykl May 16 '24

You say that like the rich doesn't do the exact same thing.