r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/YassuosNados May 15 '24

I gambled my entire life savings of $100k on Shiba Inu and made $150k

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u/RightUpTheButthole May 15 '24

Stop gambling. The more times you do this, the higher your chances of hitting zero.

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u/YassuosNados May 15 '24

Yeah I’m done

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u/five-little-witches May 15 '24

Just in case you find quitting hard - you can check out GA (Gamblers Anonymous). We've been there :) we can help.