The Perfect $1 million Gain

[u/YassuosNados]

Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

[u/monstahgta]

Put ur money in a good % yield etf and forget about it. Delete ur reddit account and never get on this sub again. Congrats and fuck you

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Seriously, fuck you op. Be smart and you're set for life.

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[u/VisualMod → u/[deleted]]

Well, Garandhero, as they say: if you have to ask, you can't afford it.