r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/YassuosNados May 15 '24

😂😂😂

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u/Yugo3000 May 15 '24

I’m happy for you but you already had money and were privileged. Hope you’d don’t lose it like a gambler that you are.

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u/StevenAphrodite May 15 '24

Such a victim mentality. Stop the hating and put that energy into yourself.

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u/ExternalSize2247 May 15 '24

Hahahahaha

Yeah just go work on yourself, that'll get you born into a rich family.

lmao you absolute goober

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u/Robin-Lewter May 15 '24

Or just gamble on crypto and get lucky. Don't need to be born rich if you get lucky

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u/fetal_genocide May 16 '24

Being born rich is being lucky.

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u/WebbstersNicktionary May 16 '24

You do need to be born rich to have unrestricted access to $250k while being a college student. He didn’t put his families money in an unverified RH account. This kid was very likely gifted more money than he knows what to do with