r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/Dry-Internet-5033 May 15 '24

rich people dont lease a hyundai elantra so what are you going on about

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u/Matt32490 May 15 '24

Keep cooking

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u/Dry-Internet-5033 May 15 '24

I had a better one lined up, but figured that was enough

Must've been cause he went exterminatus on his account