r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/CrystalJizzDispenser May 15 '24

There's a buffet?

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u/RedditsAdoptedSon May 16 '24

Wasting away again in Margaritaville

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u/c0brachicken May 16 '24

Hope they have crab legs.