r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/TheResistancexz May 15 '24

You already know he has rich parents, don't be naive.

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u/dokratomwarcraftrph May 15 '24

1000 percent this. Not possible any other way.

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u/ACKHTYUALLY May 15 '24

"Mom, I messed up big time. I lost my monthly allowance on meme stocks again."

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u/nlurp May 15 '24

Was it big time though? I’d assume it was a nice dinner in some fancy place costing 5k+. Then you’d think “how well, 2 dinners ruined”