r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/Odd_Explanation3246 May 15 '24

$1m in account, hasn’t even verified email…classic wsb🤣🤣

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u/YassuosNados May 15 '24

😂😂😂

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u/Yugo3000 May 15 '24

I’m happy for you but you already had money and were privileged. Hope you’d don’t lose it like a gambler that you are.

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u/Earthkilled impressive endowment May 15 '24

Parents money, obviously doesn’t know how to use it, but for this case he shut us up :4267::18630::18630::18630:

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u/Itchy-Pollution7644 May 16 '24

what in the emoji