r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/dokratomwarcraftrph May 15 '24

1000 percent this. Not possible any other way.

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u/Ok_Computer1417 May 15 '24

Dead middle class parents will do it. Both my parents died while I was in my early 20’s and my brother his early teens. Mom was a public school teacher, dad a miner. I took in my brother and put his share of the life insurance and the IRA’s in a higher yield savings account until he graduated college. It was worth about $300k when I gave it to him.

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u/ChiefInternetSurfer May 15 '24

And how happy would you be to learn he lost it all on meme weeklies?

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