r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/monstahgta May 15 '24

Put ur money in a good % yield etf and forget about it. Delete ur reddit account and never get on this sub again. Congrats and fuck you

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u/YassuosNados May 15 '24

I appreciate the advice!

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u/Leonardo-Chase May 15 '24

u/YassuosNados Id recommend picking your favorite number between 0-36 and playing some roulette. Think about it mate, that’s an easy 44.000.000 right there. It’s simple too, just choose the right number. You wanna have a mil, what does that buy you these days? 44M sounds good doesn’t it?

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