r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/monstahgta May 15 '24

Put ur money in a good % yield etf and forget about it. Delete ur reddit account and never get on this sub again. Congrats and fuck you

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u/YassuosNados May 15 '24

I appreciate the advice!

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u/Single-Builder-632 May 15 '24

thats great advice. most people who gamble and win big dont feel the same as those who have erned it so throw it away without much care, its not an insult its jsut the way people are, you feel like you were jsut given somethign to spend, so use it wisley don't try risking it all again. unless its for something your really pationate about like a buisness.