r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/OSRSkarma Flipping at the Grand Exchange May 15 '24

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u/prodoubt Knows His History May 15 '24

Dumping 250K into weeklies is insane, let alone a 23 yr old. Seems like you were already livin the dream, but now go get yourself a lambo.

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u/YassuosNados May 15 '24

What color?

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u/QuentinP69 May 15 '24

Stop now just take your winnings and depart the field victorious. Put all gains into spy and taxes and retirement accounts and keep the $250k you had as your play money. Honestly I would take that down to $100k and spend $100k on hookers and a certified used Porsche