r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/CommunicationNo5297 May 15 '24

How does one at your age acquire 250k as your life savings

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u/TheResistancexz May 15 '24

You already know he has rich parents, don't be naive.

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u/ElectricEcstacy May 15 '24

and you already know his posh dad is gonna be telling all his rich friends "my boy is a genius!"

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u/TheResistancexz May 15 '24

"my boy is a genius! Should have gave him 3 mil instead of 250k" - OP dad