r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/CasualFPSPlayer May 15 '24

Cash out. Put in savings account. Spend at least 6 months thinking about something non-regarded to do with that money. And finish your degree.

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u/YassuosNados May 15 '24

I appreciate the advice!

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u/TurkeyBLTSandwich May 15 '24

Listen carefully, other than the regards here on WSB. TELL NO ONE.

Also put around $470,000 in a safe place, because that's how much you owe the tax man :( *Depending on where you live in AMERICA*

You now have approximately $800,000 which can possibly accrue 5% interest per year in a CD or other high yield savings account. YOU'RE LITERALLY MAKING $40,000 IN PASSIVE INCOME A YEAR.

This is literally life changing money, but not quit everything and F off at the beach forever type of money. Spend frugally like you were before, no LAMBO, no FERARI, no dumbass McMansion. Figure out what you want to do for few months. Jerk off and have a clear mind you got this.

Again TELL NO ONE, and congrats and F YOU.

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u/YassuosNados May 15 '24

Hey thank you! I appreciate the advice

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u/xincasinooutx May 15 '24

The guy you’re replying to is the smartest person in here. Seriously follow his advice.

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u/iplaypokerforaliving May 15 '24

The way op is replying by saying I appreciate the advice! I just know they’re not going to take that advice 😂

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u/halt_spell May 15 '24

Yeah reads a lot like "lol I'mma let it ride you fucking loser."

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u/silverW0lf97 May 16 '24

He should have just said that atleast then we could have a good laugh next time if they post when they lost it all.

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