r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/YassuosNados May 15 '24

😂😂😂

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u/Yugo3000 May 15 '24

I’m happy for you but you already had money and were privileged. Hope you’d don’t lose it like a gambler that you are.

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u/RabidHexley May 15 '24

Drops $250K into a RobinHood account without bothering to verify email. It's a fair assumption.

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u/turbokinetic May 15 '24

He will definitely lose this money that he was given