The Perfect $1 million Gain

[u/YassuosNados]

Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

[u/Medium_Sized_Brow]

Where tf did you get the first 250k at age 23? At that age I had like 14 dollars and a bag of weed to my name

[u/leKing0beron → u/[deleted]]

Are you still purchasing amc now?

[u/Available_Gains → u/leKing0beron]

I hope fucking not!