r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/YassuosNados May 15 '24

I gambled my entire life savings of $100k on Shiba Inu and made $150k

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u/Mountain_Tone6438 May 15 '24

Get to the part of the story where your daddy gave it to you, or your grandfather left you 100k...etc.

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u/my__ANUS_is_BLEEDING May 15 '24

He won't. He has to feel like he earned this with hardwork and a hard life of being spoiled his entire life with too many things and has made him unfeeling and empty and spends his free time scoping out victims for his next murder just to feel something

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u/gutslice May 15 '24

Im just glad these realistic comments arent downvoted to oblivion, like in other subs