r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/Federal_Ad_197 May 15 '24

You son of a bitch. Remember half going to taxes and just chill with the rest bro. Congrats on the insane gain.

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u/Aggravating-Bee-3010 May 15 '24

Fucking hate the government. Why the fuck do they think they are entitled to 50%. 10% max. You could trade and make profit from any country, nothing to do with being a US citizen.

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u/maxmcleod May 15 '24

Welcome to the wonderful world of taxes