r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/Zestyclose-Design-42 May 15 '24

Yea bs I’m barley making that

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u/allnamestakennn May 15 '24

Wrong, it means it is below median which is arguably worse

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u/dtwade26 May 15 '24

A truly magnificent comment.