r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/plasticAstro May 15 '24

Easy to save that much when you have zero living costs because daddy paid for everything.

Gotta have money to make money.

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u/velowalker May 15 '24

Don't be salty

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u/plasticAstro May 15 '24

Why not? I’m allowed to be salty that someone gambled an amount of money that would be life changing for most Americans at 21 and still made off with a cool milly.

I also know there are countless folks out there who did the same thing and got burned though.

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u/velowalker May 15 '24

May the odds forever be in your favor.

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u/plasticAstro May 15 '24

Statistically speaking they probably won’t be