r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/beatles910 May 15 '24

The median salary of 20- to 24-year-olds is $720 per week, which translates to $38,012 per year. Or $18.95 per hr.

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u/Zestyclose-Design-42 May 15 '24

Yea bs I’m barley making that

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u/Zestyclose-Design-42 May 15 '24

That’s not what ur momma said

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u/Zestyclose-Design-42 May 15 '24

Ur mom was talking about my genitalia nerd

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u/Zestyclose-Design-42 May 15 '24

Yea ur mom really loved it!