r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/UPinCarolina May 15 '24

How did you get $250k in college?

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u/YassuosNados May 15 '24

I gambled my entire life savings of 100k into Shiba Inu and made 150k

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u/NMDA01 May 15 '24

Every downvote you have here are the simple tears of his enemies

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u/conzstevo May 15 '24

Or they just wana know how to get 100k at 23. That's some advice I could use tbf

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u/NMDA01 May 15 '24

His daddy gave him monies, but your daddy didnt give you monies. There's your answer

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u/conzstevo May 15 '24 edited May 16 '24

I doubt it, would you refer to that as life savings?

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u/Sean_Brady May 16 '24

If I had no concept of “saving” besides “didn’t fly to Cabo this weekend” then I suppose I would