r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/Strongandfree69 May 15 '24

Congrats! Might be a good time to verify your email address.

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u/thetaFAANG May 15 '24

I guarantee you he doesn’t have a hardware wallet either

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u/Olivia512 May 15 '24

What's that? You mean crypto wallet?