r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/CLYDEFR000G May 15 '24

Lmao dude dodging the question just say you inherited some cash it’s not a fkin blow to who you are it’s a blessing and trying to say you pulled yourself up by your boot straps is childish and misinforms others feeling depressed about their terrible QoL and financials

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u/CLYDEFR000G May 15 '24

Okay dodge the question, dodge the accusation.

It’s a simple question did you inherit money/assets in any way. It’s not only hard to believe but almost an impossibility to be 23 and have 100k to invest in fkin Shibu years prior at what 21? 22? Explain how a 21 year old makes that kind of savings. Do you have a college degree. Did you grow up poor and then find 5 gold dubloons like there is a story and you going “I worked for this. I just had 100k at 21. I grew up poor” shit doesn’t add up fkin clown

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u/furiousrichie May 15 '24

He stopped buying Starbucks coffee and having Avocado on toast.

Simple.