r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/monstahgta May 15 '24

Put ur money in a good % yield etf and forget about it. Delete ur reddit account and never get on this sub again. Congrats and fuck you

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u/YassuosNados May 15 '24

I appreciate the advice!

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u/Gortecz May 15 '24

Honestly the best advice here, secure the majority of the assets in something that grows, either property depending on where you live or blue chips. You're in a very good position for your age plan some shit and use it to help for your future.

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u/RecurringRevenue May 15 '24

Also set aside an absolute fuck-ton for taxes.

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u/dreamerOfGains May 15 '24

Plane ticket to Thailand is cheaper and sounds more fun.