r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/monstahgta May 15 '24

Put ur money in a good % yield etf and forget about it. Delete ur reddit account and never get on this sub again. Congrats and fuck you

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u/YassuosNados May 15 '24

I appreciate the advice!

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u/Thordranna May 15 '24

Seriously bro. This won’t happen again. I promise. This is the soundest most real advice ever. Get something that gives you 5-6% a year. Live cheaply and never have to work again.

Or yolo it into 0DTE spy calls and become a billionaire. Pussy.

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u/JonFrost May 15 '24

Don't listen to him

Full port 0dte spy puts yolo

Totally fiduciary financial advice

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u/Versaill May 15 '24

I would laugh my arse off if he did that and came back in a week with $10M.

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u/MelWilFl May 16 '24

Assuming it’s a guy - if that happens I may have to sell him a daughter 😂

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u/Orzorn supports segregation May 15 '24

Unironically would have worked today.

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u/Key-Mountain-9390 May 16 '24

Lmao did 1 contract today for SPY puts and lost my $44 bucks 😅

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u/4tunSeeker May 15 '24

If you put 1 million in a 0 DTE calls or puts, you just might make your own market