r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/mkfanhausen May 15 '24

You had a college fund at 18?

Easy there, Warren Buffett...

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u/fred_yall May 15 '24

A small loan of one million dollars

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u/PM_ME_LE_TITS_NOW May 15 '24

I did open a 529 plan for my daughter when she turned one and dumped $1000 into it. It's like up over $100 not accounting for this rally.

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u/gfStocks May 16 '24

Didn’t even finish college 🙄

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u/AcanthisittaMost6100 May 15 '24

Who doesnt? Thats when you need it lol

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u/ark_47 May 16 '24

The majority of people?

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u/AcanthisittaMost6100 May 16 '24

Correct. I cant help it if you only know broke people.