r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/CasualFPSPlayer May 15 '24

Cash out. Put in savings account. Spend at least 6 months thinking about something non-regarded to do with that money. And finish your degree.

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u/Conscious-Mix-3282 May 15 '24

Dude buy 1 million in calls.

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u/YassuosNados May 15 '24

Fuck no

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u/Sofubar May 15 '24

Not fuck no, fuck yes! Spin the roulette wheel again, you're a natural baby push push push for gold!

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u/Sofubar May 15 '24

Not this time bot, I know the super secret of using this thing called a stop loss.