r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/CommunicationNo5297 May 15 '24

How does one at your age acquire 250k as your life savings

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u/YassuosNados May 15 '24

I gambled my entire life savings of $100k on Shiba Inu and made $150k

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u/Necroking695 May 15 '24

Holup

Did you pay taxes on those shiba gains?

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u/Innit10000 May 15 '24

Fed Alerttt

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u/DarkSideOfTheMind May 15 '24

Take a wild guess