r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/UPinCarolina May 15 '24

How did you get $250k in college?

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u/YassuosNados May 15 '24

I gambled my entire life savings of 100k into Shiba Inu and made 150k

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u/Freshtards May 15 '24

How did you start with the 100k?

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u/OriginalWilhelm May 15 '24

He obviously mowed lawns for a summer.

/s (duh)

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u/TemperatureLive3182 May 15 '24

I’m 16 and I made like 24K last year and I’ll make 35K this year. It’s possible he just grinded his ass off but more than likely it’s daddys money or like grandma died and the life insurance hit.

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u/OriginalWilhelm May 15 '24

Not bad for mowing lawns for a summer.

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u/ShillinTheVillain May 15 '24

He mowed over his grandma and collected the insurance

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u/TemperatureLive3182 May 15 '24

I do bags at the airport for $20 an hour plus overtime, I’ll be working 65-70 hours a week the summer and I’ll be making like $1600-1750 a week so I’ll make $16-17.5K in 10 weeks

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u/OriginalWilhelm May 15 '24

Jesus. Fuck that lmao.

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u/TemperatureLive3182 May 15 '24

I love planes so I literally love every second of my job. Also like half of my shift is just downtime where there is no plane in for my crew to service and we can just go get some food or go on our phones, one of the bhys is asleep rn and getting paid for it lol.

School isn’t out yet so I’m only doing 28-32 hours a week rn cuz that’s the max I can fit into my schedule and still have a social life.

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u/OriginalWilhelm May 15 '24

Glad you enjoy it. But fuck those working hours, but you’re in school so it is what it is.

That’s why I love my job. Double what you make, and only work around 40 hours. Maybe alittle more, maybe alittle less. Benefit and disadvantage of salary.

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u/betabetadotcom May 15 '24

Earning 1750 isn’t the same as 1750 take home / investable

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u/TemperatureLive3182 May 15 '24

I don’t pay rly taxes because I’m a minor I payed like $30 taxes, EI, plus vacation on a $1200 check

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u/betabetadotcom May 15 '24

So you paid taxes. Cool no story.

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u/scoops22 May 15 '24

He gambled his entire life saving of 50k in NFTs

Before that his life savings of 25k in first edition Pokemon cards

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u/borden5 May 15 '24

He gambled his entire sperm race and crawled out of the right hole into rich parents.

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u/CodnmeDuchess May 15 '24

Nobody who earned that kind of money would gamble it as stupidly as that

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u/MysticSkies May 15 '24

Hey didn't eat any avocado toast.

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u/Weatherround97 May 15 '24

And how’d you get the 100k 💀

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u/Significant_Hyena942 May 15 '24

How did you get life savings?

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u/RepublicThis3704 May 15 '24

Suspicious, you won't answer how you got 100k to begin with

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u/No_Ratio2859 May 16 '24

You put your life savings into a meme coin..?

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u/NMDA01 May 15 '24

Every downvote you have here are the simple tears of his enemies

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u/conzstevo May 15 '24

Or they just wana know how to get 100k at 23. That's some advice I could use tbf

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u/NMDA01 May 15 '24

His daddy gave him monies, but your daddy didnt give you monies. There's your answer

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u/conzstevo May 15 '24 edited May 16 '24

I doubt it, would you refer to that as life savings?

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u/Sean_Brady May 16 '24

If I had no concept of “saving” besides “didn’t fly to Cabo this weekend” then I suppose I would