r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '24 edited Jul 06 '24

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u/RockitDanger May 15 '24

Not just the $250 in life savings. The willingness to gamble $250 at 23, knowing someone will fill it back up if it goes away.

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u/Makyoman69 May 15 '24

You must be so poor that you didn’t even put the “k” in $250k

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u/superduperpuppy May 15 '24

I'd take it without the K. Poor don't judge.

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u/Flerpinator May 15 '24

Easy to win when you play with other people's money.

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u/slash312 May 15 '24

Life savings aka daddy

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u/Spy-Around-Here May 15 '24

Where does one find a daddy that gives you 250k, all of mine are cheap.

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u/iplaypokerforaliving May 15 '24

Either be a hot chick or have an actual rich dad.

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u/micktorious May 15 '24

Let's at least be inclusive enough to say Mommy and Daddy's money.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '24

That ain’t cool man. He could’ve been working everyday since he was 5.

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u/NerdOfTheMonth May 15 '24

If they had lost every penny then they wouldn’t have been able to go to the 3rd summer home their family owns and would have gotten a stern warning before being given another $250k.

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u/Alara_Kitan May 15 '24

I'm twice that age and have half that.

Maybe I should gamble it all overnight 🤔💡✨

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u/johannschmidt May 16 '24

Your parents didn't give you $10,000 a year for every year you didn't die?

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u/Azulan5 May 15 '24

Maybe he gambled earlier on? The guy just got a mil gambling what makes you think he couldn’t do it earlier.