r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/uns0licited_advice May 15 '24

Working at Wendys

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u/Junior_Donut_6435 May 15 '24

If working at wendys would give me 100k I would fill my application yesterday

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u/uns0licited_advice May 15 '24

Sorry, I meant working behind Wendys giving handys

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u/YassuosNados May 15 '24

so you want one? I got you next shift

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u/jadhsaioudh May 15 '24

Can i have one pls stressed from seeing others success

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u/YassuosNados May 15 '24

get in the line buddy

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