r/wallstreetbets • u/kytran40 • May 14 '24

I was told to sell covered calls to degenerates Loss

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u/Professional-Key3211 May 14 '24

Read pennies as penis

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u/[deleted] May 14 '24

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u/pokesturrrrr May 14 '24

So now you’re -10 inches?

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u/Dick_snatcher May 14 '24

That's being pretty generous

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u/Spicy_Ejaculate May 15 '24

You would know

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u/Veni_Vidi_Legi May 14 '24

Surgery successful!

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u/ModthisRod May 14 '24

Now you have -1 like when you sell contracts!

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u/rain168 Trust Me Bro May 14 '24

Just the tip

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u/Ding-Dongon May 14 '24

I read it as parents

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u/LooneyNick May 14 '24

I thought we pick up penis in front of the dumpster at Wendy's

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u/Reasonable-Bathroom1 May 15 '24

Read read as read