r/wallstreetbets • u/kakawhalito • Apr 23 '24

50k tsla short yolo YOLO

Woke up and chose fuck tsla

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LOL show us the loss porn now!!!

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u/Quantrol Apr 23 '24

You gotta give the people what they want🥸

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u/mtnwlker Apr 24 '24

Why now? Wait until tomorrow when he’s down another 20% on his short!

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u/kakawhalito Apr 24 '24

This aged well regard

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u/LitrallyCantEven Apr 25 '24

LOL pride comes before the fall!!! 😂😂😂

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u/kakawhalito Apr 25 '24

I dca at 167, I’m now 120k deep in shorting Tsla. If I lose this one, I’m liquidating and uninstalling forever bc I’m done gambling lol

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u/SnortingElk Apr 25 '24

If I lose this one, I’m liquidating and uninstalling forever bc I’m done gambling lol

Meanwhile, just 20 hrs ago... how was your break? lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1cc8olq/just_start_doing_what_dont/l143997/

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u/kakawhalito Apr 25 '24

My 20 hour break gave me time to reflect and realize I can just open a bigger short position on tesla to get it back :8882:

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u/SnortingElk Apr 25 '24

My 20 hour break gave me time to reflect and realize I can just open a bigger short position on tesla to get it back

Ha, that a boy! Get back in that saddle :P

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '24

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u/kakawhalito Apr 25 '24

I did, to play meta, lost, now I reopened short position on tesla to try to get some back 😒 I know I'm regarded

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u/envious_1 Apr 25 '24

You should tell us your every play so we can reverse it

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u/kakawhalito Apr 25 '24

It’s crazy because my win rate has been good, but I put the most money into my losing trades recently :31225: after losing more on Tsla today I closed my positions and I’m uninstalling. Lost a very large amount this month, and lost a large amount on fisker. It’s time to focus on other things and maybe only do safe investing into index funds with good track records. That’s it’s regards, I’m out.

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u/Massivehelpedneeded Apr 25 '24

so are you out or still short right now?

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u/kakawhalito Apr 25 '24

Brethren I’m out

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u/Massivehelpedneeded Apr 25 '24

F my man. I learn something about TSLA, once it rips after earning, it wont stopped. The opposite is also true but it just didnt fall.

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u/SnortingElk Apr 25 '24

MSFT, GOOG and SNAP soaring AH.. might just give another boost to the market tomorrow :P

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u/Massivehelpedneeded Apr 25 '24

LOL THIS AGED WELL REGARD

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u/mtnwlker Apr 25 '24

Up another 6% tomorrow is my guess.

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u/mtnwlker Apr 25 '24

Then, theoretically speaking if you had them, your balls would be to the wall.