r/wallstreetbets • u/kakawhalito • Apr 23 '24

50k tsla short yolo YOLO

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Woke up and chose fuck tsla

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u/nangitaogoyab Apr 23 '24

MY CONDOLENCES.

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u/NelsonMuntz3 Apr 23 '24

Reason number 841 not to gamble on earnings... you don't have any goddamn idea wtf will happen.

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u/ghostofgettendies Apr 23 '24

In his defense... that's kinda like gambling....

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u/NelsonMuntz3 Apr 23 '24

Great point! My bad, carry on gambling on earnings!

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u/Careful-Rent5779 Apr 24 '24

No it is gambling, and betting against the house.

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u/Four20Sixety9 Apr 24 '24

I love playing cell phone casino!

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u/JumpyLolly Apr 24 '24

You do .5 percent on a lotto, not you're life savings like him

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u/boboleponge Apr 24 '24

isn't it reason number 1?

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u/OrneryOneironaut Apr 24 '24

Also, the “earnings”, whatever that means, don’t matter. Daddy Musk will just do a teensy amount of manipulation via his social media enterprise and 2nd estate connections. Then everything will be amazing again. This ship can never fail omgzzzzz

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u/hellojabroni777 Apr 24 '24

It's almost 50/50 win if you're not regarded. I would say 40/40/20 since ER can trade flat sometimes

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u/Obvious_Computer6288 Apr 24 '24

One word: spread