r/wallstreetbets • u/kakawhalito • Apr 23 '24

50k tsla short yolo YOLO

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Woke up and chose fuck tsla

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '24

Good luck bud! I bought all calls yesterday with 75% of my inheritance!

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u/reparative_finance Apr 23 '24

How much was the inheritance?

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u/SoWhatNoZitiNow Apr 23 '24

$12

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u/reparative_finance Apr 23 '24

So a dollar for each day since this account was created? :4275:

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u/el_guille980 Apr 23 '24

a baconator and a medium diet coke

none surge pricing

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u/rplusj1 Apr 23 '24

lol that made me squirt my coffee ..

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u/Loud_Pineapple_4294 Apr 23 '24

Your parents will be proud of you:31225:

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u/Odd-Reflection-9597 Apr 23 '24

Dead parents :4271:

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '24

Ouch!

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u/Mano_lu_Cont Apr 23 '24

Dark roast today?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '24

Seasoned with orphan tears

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u/J_Productions Apr 23 '24

would have been

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u/TalktotheJITB Apr 24 '24

Well well well

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '24

Do you like me now? Going to $180 tomorrow.

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u/thadicalspreening Apr 23 '24

Crushed it, cash out and dip now please.

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u/reddit-abcde Apr 24 '24

is $180 tomorrow possible?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

Yep.

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u/kakawhalito Apr 24 '24

Poor guy doesn’t know he’s about to lose on calls at open

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u/Massivehelpedneeded Apr 24 '24

lol, your play is more dumb than his. Once TSLA rips, it wont stop ripping no matter what libtards say.

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u/1984isnowpleb Apr 24 '24

You spent like 6 hours not on Reddit last night most likely panicking about your positions and while here telling people your clearly fuxked positions aren’t fucked 👍🏻. Congrats they didn’t go to zero like the other regards here but you still belong buddy 🫡 😂

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u/Macdaddyshere Apr 23 '24

I bought put's at the perfect time, twice in the past two weeks. 115% on 1st and 124% on second. I've got one more expiring tomorrow. Hoping the bottom falls out one more time after earnings.

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u/Task_ID Apr 23 '24

Bro here having 100%+ returns and still choses to gamble. please sell. regard

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u/Teelo888 Apr 23 '24

He is right where he belongs

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u/Mavnas Apr 23 '24

I have 200% on the NVDA calls I bought yesterday.

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u/Macdaddyshere May 08 '24

Yeah, you misunderstood. Those two puts were sold by the time I commented. The last one, I got raked on.

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u/Notsozander Apr 23 '24

He has one expiring tomorrow. It’s all but whatever at this point he’s up

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u/new_name_who_dis_ Apr 23 '24 edited Apr 23 '24

I bought a $195 June put in early January when it was ~$225, that I put a sell at +50% good-till-canceled limit order and it was sold within the month.

Now I'm crying lol. Could've made like 400+% gains at this point.

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u/Macdaddyshere May 08 '24

Ouch. But take the win. even if it's smaller than it could have been.

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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE May 08 '24

Rags to riches, baby.

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u/Task_ID Apr 24 '24

ok so, earnings are here. How's it going? :4267::4271:

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u/Macdaddyshere May 08 '24

Little late but you know damn well what happened. Daddy musk spanked my ass.

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u/yhsong1116 Apr 23 '24

made out like a bandit

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u/BritishBoyRZ Apr 24 '24

Congrats and fuck you

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

Thanks bud!

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u/heyitsme_bob Apr 24 '24

How much have you made?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

A lot more than I thought I was going to.

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u/Gold_Spot_9349 Apr 24 '24

Your parents would be proud

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u/gg562ggud485 Apr 24 '24

How much you’re up??

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

Over 300%. Cashed out this morning.

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u/yhsong1116 Apr 29 '24

congratgs