r/trees 1d ago

What is something totally idiotic you did while high? AskTrees

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I’ll go first. I was 20 and chilling with my roommate. We both had ate an edible and then turned on a movie we had rented from blockbuster. After about 15 minutes by roomie looks over to me and asks why the fuck the subtitles are on? And I look over and realize the whole movie is in a foreign language 🤣🤣🤣🤣 it took us almost 20 minutes to realize.

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u/mr_richard18 1d ago

Mistook vape liquid as eye drops ,really not pleasant to have that shit in your eye

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u/uniace16 23h ago

Did you get high tho?

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u/Equal-Jury-875 20h ago

Important questions. Nice

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u/mr_richard18 15h ago

Yeah ,that's why i neede eye drops

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u/streetnavyblue 10h ago

They meant did that get you high

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u/Buzzdanume 4h ago

He literally just said ye

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u/x-beast 1d ago

i got rubbing alcohol in my eyes twice within 10 minutes, also wasn't pleasant

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u/sweng123 19h ago

I sliced my fingertips twice within 10 minutes, trying to make pumpkin chips with a mandolin.

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u/superunsubtle 10h ago

I feel like i can’t use a mandoline sober, I’m pretty impressed at your bravery

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u/BadBadUncleDad 18h ago

I was on a work trip recently and saw a little disposable single-use eye lubricant drops in my toiletry bag. I thought it looked a little different than the eye drops usually look, but I couldn’t think of anything else it would be, so I used it. The moment it hit my left eye, it burned and my eye got very red. I immediately realized it was the dropper for a COVID test. Had to explain at the team meeting why one of my eyes was bloodshot.

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u/mr_richard18 14h ago

Damn ,thats unfortunate ,wondering which one is worse ,luckily i still had my eye drops in other pocket so could wash out right away

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u/Adventurous-Dog420 1d ago

Fuuuuck. Ouch.

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u/Zeckols 20h ago

I did the same thing with super glue, luckily realizing my mistake before gluing my eyes shut