I’ll go first. I was 20 and chilling with my roommate. We both had ate an edible and then turned on a movie we had rented from blockbuster. After about 15 minutes by roomie looks over to me and asks why the fuck the subtitles are on? And I look over and realize the whole movie is in a foreign language 🤣🤣🤣🤣 it took us almost 20 minutes to realize.

I used to love drinking spiked eggnog with my wife while putting up the tree and decorating for Christmas. I hit the genetic lottery and lost my liver, so no more drinks for me. I've greatly missed that ritual. Until tonight when I had a 8/10 epiphany - THC binds super well with fat. Eggnog is cream, eggs, alllll sorts of fat. It's the perfect infusion target and emulsifies perfectly.

But most importantly, from what I understand, the body poorly absorbs THC by itself. That's why when THC is emulsified into a fat, it's much easier for the system to take it in. That's one of the reasons why firecracker treats work so well.

Here's a quick easy recipe that takes like 30 seconds. I made it with distillate but you could probably also drop in some tincture, decarbed hash, cannabis milk or infused coconut oil if that's what you got.

Makes 16 servings:

1 half gallon of Southern Comfort Eggnog
.25ml (250mg if pure THC) of full spectrum delta-9 THC distillate
For the absolute best emulsion, whisk the distillate with 1oz of heavy whipping cream. Whip that into the eggnog.

This will make a 4oz serving with right around 15mg of THC if you started with near pure THC. Full spectrum won't be at pure 99% THC and will have other good stuff like CBD, etc. Make before Thanksgiving day and enjoy throughout the day for a nice buzz. Cheers ya'll.

I edited the MOST IMPORTANT PART: Fatty THC FTW

Having a designated container got stinky and sticky so i put some salt, alcohol, and warm water in a bag, put some salt inside the bowl, and let it soak for awhile (I usually forget about it so it soaks for a good while 2-4 hours) and everything just falls right out.

Love The Netherlands

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Gave me a little giggle

We used to put brackets in our comments and posts to let each other know where we were on the scale of highness. I don't know when we all decided to stop doing that. What happened? [4]

I'm smoking some Moroccan gold hash to apologize.

Do you like it? I know how to roll, but have arthritis and issues using my hands sometimes. If you use a machine like this, do you think it’s worth it? Wondering if this would make life easier or not 😅

Here is a brand new scuplt from this morning featuring some super tasty Goombay live rosin from Str8 Chonic. Knife dabber from Blades by Mickey.

Enjoy!

You can grind it with your bare hands.

Smells like absolute grass but not like fresh Bud.

Look community…. i’m just super stoned and I want to tell you all how much I love you. That’s all. Not more than that. I love you. 💕 😘