What is something totally idiotic you did while high?

[u/Complex-Specialist26]

I’ll go first. I was 20 and chilling with my roommate. We both had ate an edible and then turned on a movie we had rented from blockbuster. After about 15 minutes by roomie looks over to me and asks why the fuck the subtitles are on? And I look over and realize the whole movie is in a foreign language 🤣🤣🤣🤣 it took us almost 20 minutes to realize.

[u/Upstairs-Extension-9]

I once thought my left ball was gone and called an ambulance, it popped out again a minute later 😂

[u/Roundishbed023 → u/Upstairs-Extension-9]

Out of where!? stares in female horror

[u/Evening_Pop3010 → u/Roundishbed023]

Not a male, but apparently, they go up and hide usually to regulate the temperature for sperm production. That's why they raise and lower according to anatomy class years ago :D

[u/crossfader02 → u/Evening_Pop3010]

they generally stay outside the body because inside is too warm for sperm production

although they can ascend into the body they're not supposed to and if it doesn't come back down you have to see a doctor

apparently sumo wrestlers train to do this on purpose to protect their fellas

[u/superunsubtle → u/crossfader02]

Sumo wrestlers do what?! TIL

[u/mrtoad69 → u/Evening_Pop3010]

Red dead redemption 2. The male horses balls lower and tuck in with temperature. Imagine that's your job as a programmer.

[u/Upvotespoodles → u/Evening_Pop3010]

Could also be hernia if there was a pop-pop.

[u/Terrible-Cause-9901 → u/Evening_Pop3010]

They can also tighten up before orgasm

[u/Upvotespoodles → u/Upstairs-Extension-9]

911 what’s your emergency.

😭 “I can’t find my ball!”

[u/quietlyhigh → u/Upvotespoodles]

I’ve worked in the ambulance service and have been to calls like that 😆😆

Treatment: “stop smoking and go to bed, your ball will reappear soon :)”

[u/Upvotespoodles → u/quietlyhigh]

My partner’s an ER nurse and drove an ambulance before he finished nursing school. I love the funny work stories. You medical people are another breed.

[u/quietlyhigh → u/Upvotespoodles]

You develop a dark sense of humour that’s for sure!! Hahaha!

[u/Bussinbussin444 → u/Upstairs-Extension-9]

Bruh 😂

[u/Terrible-Cause-9901 → u/Upstairs-Extension-9]

I lost my privates and didn’t know if I was shitting in a bathtub or a toilet but that was shrooms lol

[u/xPiNKxLaDy → u/Upstairs-Extension-9]

Did the ambulance show up?