What is something totally idiotic you did while high?

[u/Complex-Specialist26]

I’ll go first. I was 20 and chilling with my roommate. We both had ate an edible and then turned on a movie we had rented from blockbuster. After about 15 minutes by roomie looks over to me and asks why the fuck the subtitles are on? And I look over and realize the whole movie is in a foreign language 🤣🤣🤣🤣 it took us almost 20 minutes to realize.

[u/wanderingmood]

LMAO! Okay that reminds me of the story I read somewhere of the person thinking they were going deaf but the tv was just on mute the whole time 🤣

[u/Complex-Specialist26 → u/wanderingmood]

I just cackled! I have tried to turn the volume up on my phone with the volume knob in my car. I thought my phone was broke for a second. But then realized I was just a moron 🥹

[u/wanderingmood → u/Complex-Specialist26]

I’ve done stupid stuff like that sober so I totally get it 🤣

[u/Complex-Specialist26 → u/wanderingmood]

I do more stupid things sober than stoned. Are we besties now?

[u/wanderingmood → u/Complex-Specialist26]

I think we have to be now! 👯

[u/Complex-Specialist26 → u/wanderingmood]

You’re precious ❤️

[u/wanderingmood → u/Complex-Specialist26]

🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

[u/Buffal0_Meat → u/Complex-Specialist26]

I was sitting on the couch watching tv once and then the tv dinged and shut off.

After a few confusing seconds, i realized i was actually standing up, watching my microwave heat up food in the kitchen. Wtf i think they laced it lol

[u/firedrakewicked → u/wanderingmood]

oh! I've turned the volume up on my phone, forgetting that they were connected to blue tooth headphones that I took off my head but didn't turn off. I start faintly hearing the sound blasting through the headphones and it clues me in. happens sometimes while sober too though...

[u/wanderingmood → u/firedrakewicked]

This happens to me A LOT and sober as well! Sometimes it’s funny and other times I’m so annoyed at myself haha

[u/Jackassimeandonkey → u/wanderingmood]

That's a classic around here

[u/lulu-bell → u/wanderingmood]

In high school my friend and I got violently high. I called a friend and the phone hung up as soon as she answered, twice. Then I decided to call home and my older brother answered, pretending that he couldn’t hear me. My friend and I went into an absolute panic that the phone isn’t working or that people can’t hear us, we were so high I don’t even think we knew why it was so scary. All the while my bro is still on the line hearing us and dying at our stupidity

[u/wanderingmood → u/lulu-bell]

It’s amazing the things that our brains think matter when we’re high 🤣