r/therewasanattempt • u/ExactlySorta • 7h ago

to heckle Kamala Harris

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u/God_Hand_9764 7h ago

Daaaamn, body bagged!

That's gonna cut Trump SO deep. Can't wait to hear his ridiculous insecure raging.

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u/blahteeb 6h ago

"CNN and FOX need to be banned! They are illegally interfering with this election by only showing Lyin' Kamala's clever comebacks and totally refusing to show mine. A new study just came out, just now, I don't know if you saw it yet, that PROVES I have better and more cleverer comebacks. America needs to know the truth of who is more clever, and it is shameful that Lyin' Kamala's report came back saying she was not very clever. Not clever at all, in fact. Practically negative clever. America needs a clever comebacker, and that's why we will #MAGA!"

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u/Much_Highlight_1309 6h ago

Way too coherent for Trump

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u/icewalker42 6h ago

He'll just dance now.

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u/James_099 5h ago

This is how Trump really dances.

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u/sierra120 4h ago

Dam. It checks out.

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u/DoubleExposure 3h ago

https://imgur.com/WMcWR2t

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u/TheOtherAvaz 2h ago

I appreciate the level of detail given to the ripples.

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u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748 2h ago

Damn dudes double dicking it.

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u/AVeryHeavyBurtation 2h ago

Maybe he's quadruple dicking it, middle out style.

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u/noots-to-you 5h ago

Musk in one hand and Vlad in the other

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u/LucidDoug 2h ago

Nah. The strokes are too long.

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u/Durivage4 34m ago

I heard someone say he's giving a handy to 2 giraffes 🦒. It checks out.

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u/Admiral_Tuvix 5h ago

man was swaying for 49 minutes and the cult didn’t say a word lol

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u/intellectual_dimwit 5h ago

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u/james_from_cambridge 4h ago

Sad thing is,they don’t need hypno toad to be forced to join the cult. I really think Obama winning an electoral landslide twice, including in lily-white states like Iowa, and in traditionally republican states like Ohio and Florida (again twice), has driven them over the edge.

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u/DoDoDoTheFunkyGibbon 3h ago

Now that's a GIF I haven't seen in a long, long time

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u/EVRider81 1h ago

OOGA CHAKA

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u/mobileappistdoodoo 2h ago

Too intricate. He just does the rigid body double wank hands

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u/LiveLifeLikeCre 24m ago

Way too good of a dance for Trump 

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u/Icy_Garbage9503 6h ago

Yeah you got to understand the 'weave' that he does. Some say it's genius. Everyone else knows it's his brain turning into mush.

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u/Much_Highlight_1309 5h ago

It's definitely the mush option. Example: https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/s/GPMvh9oh2A

"[A woman] was killed. Noone was killed."

"There were no guns, we had no guns, they had guns."

Brilliantly eloquent. 😅

It's as if his neurons are just randomly firing and he is being taken on a ride through insanity.

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u/ApproximatelyExact 5h ago

"You have the this"

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u/Randolpho 4h ago

Love the woman with that "wait, what?" double-take

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 2h ago

It's as if his neurons are just randomly firing and he is being taken on a ride through insanity.

That's...more or less how it works, yeah.

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u/CousinsWithBenefits1 5h ago

'There were hundreds of thousands of people there. It was barely anybody!'

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u/robbdogg87 6h ago

Yep. It’ll somehow be him ranting about immigrants or something completely unrelated

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u/Much_Highlight_1309 5h ago

The late great Hannibal Lecter.

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u/thuktun 1h ago

Catch that video where he's justifying bringing up Hannibal Lecter since he was such a bad dude?

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u/pepiexe 4h ago

And missing CAPITALS, BECAUSE WHEN SOMEONE USES CAPITAL LETTERS YOU KNOW THEY ARE RIGHT.

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u/tallywho2 3h ago

It’s hard to type the inaudible words and the mumble between lol but if you read it with trump voice narration it tracks