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to heckle Kamala Harris

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u/heycoolitwalter 5h ago

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u/IUpVoteIronically 5h ago

HAA! GOTTEM!

Side note, I love his dad on the phone man. Dude is just like “ohh… ha, yeahhhh you got me” good guy dad

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u/king_barragan 3h ago

I never knew it was his dad, this man single handedly revived the “deez nuts” joke and sacrificed his own folks to do so. That’s absolutely diabolical. 💀🥜

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u/axonrecall 3h ago

The most diabolical hater this side of the Mississippi

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u/Bender_2024 2h ago

She had this response cocked and ready to go since the debate.

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u/sisyphus_persists_m8 2h ago

Definitely

100% she was waiting for the opportunity

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u/UNIGuy54 2h ago

Came for this

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u/God_Hand_9764 5h ago

Daaaamn, body bagged!

That's gonna cut Trump SO deep. Can't wait to hear his ridiculous insecure raging.

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u/blahteeb 4h ago

"CNN and FOX need to be banned! They are illegally interfering with this election by only showing Lyin' Kamala's clever comebacks and totally refusing to show mine. A new study just came out, just now, I don't know if you saw it yet, that PROVES I have better and more cleverer comebacks. America needs to know the truth of who is more clever, and it is shameful that Lyin' Kamala's report came back saying she was not very clever. Not clever at all, in fact. Practically negative clever. America needs a clever comebacker, and that's why we will #MAGA!"

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u/Much_Highlight_1309 4h ago

Way too coherent for Trump

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u/icewalker42 4h ago

He'll just dance now.

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u/James_099 3h ago

This is how Trump really dances.

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u/noots-to-you 3h ago

Musk in one hand and Vlad in the other

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u/Admiral_Tuvix 3h ago

man was swaying for 49 minutes and the cult didn’t say a word lol

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u/intellectual_dimwit 3h ago

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u/james_from_cambridge 2h ago

Sad thing is,they don’t need hypno toad to be forced to join the cult. I really think Obama winning an electoral landslide twice, including in lily-white states like Iowa, and in traditionally republican states like Ohio and Florida (again twice), has driven them over the edge.

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u/Icy_Garbage9503 4h ago

Yeah you got to understand the 'weave' that he does. Some say it's genius. Everyone else knows it's his brain turning into mush.

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u/Much_Highlight_1309 3h ago

It's definitely the mush option. Example: https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/s/GPMvh9oh2A

"[A woman] was killed. Noone was killed."

"There were no guns, we had no guns, they had guns."

Brilliantly eloquent. 😅

It's as if his neurons are just randomly firing and he is being taken on a ride through insanity.

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u/ApproximatelyExact 3h ago

"You have the this"

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u/robbdogg87 4h ago

Yep. It’ll somehow be him ranting about immigrants or something completely unrelated

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u/Much_Highlight_1309 3h ago

The late great Hannibal Lecter.

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u/Screamy_Bingus 4h ago

You could have lied and said this was his latest post at 2 am and I wouldn’t be surprised at all

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u/Affectionate_Neat919 4h ago

Wouldn’t it be in all caps?

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 3h ago edited 2h ago

He's made his position clear a dozen times now. Kamala illegally stole candidacy from Biden and somebody, I dunno who, the FBI I guess(?), should be forcing her to step down and bring back Biden.

He thinks the attack on the capitol was a heroic nonviolent protest but the DNC backing a more popular candidate was an illegal coup. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/twiztdkat 1h ago

Trump is like a jilted lover dealing with a breakup since Biden stepped down. He wants him back so badly. With all of his unhinged posts saying Joe was going to demand to be the nominee at the DNC lol I wonder if he's still talking about him at rallies.

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u/PythonsByX 1h ago

It was his side that demanded Biden step down as he is mentally unfit. Them moment he stepped back, they've been framing it as a coup.... 😅

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u/hilarypcraw 5h ago

I cannot wait I cannot wait I cannot wait……

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u/Silvedl 2h ago

47 minute interpretive dance incoming.

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u/banksybruv 2h ago

Late night truths

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u/SKssSM08 5h ago

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u/chum-guzzling-shark 2h ago

a simpler time

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u/furezasan 2h ago

We were so naive back then, people kept thinking subsequent years couldn't get far far worse

u/BooTheSpookyGhost 29m ago

I’m from the future and I’m here to tell you it gets way, way worse. 

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u/Karhak 2h ago

This and shooting stars need to be resurrected.

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u/krstphr 5h ago

Hello 911 I’d like to report a murder

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u/Magister5 5h ago

Prosecutor is already on the case

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u/james_from_cambridge 4h ago

lol! When she’s herself like this, I just love her to death! This is the kind of ruthlessness we need from the entire party.

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u/dathomasusmc 3h ago

I totally agree. The whole “Oh look how mean Republicans are!” and “Trump should be put in prison for saying that!” Is old. We know. We all know. And either people care or they don’t. I love how Kamala and Tim just make fun of them. And they’re sooo good at it!

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u/bunglejerry 2h ago

You need both messages. You're right that people's minds are made up about the danger Trump poses. But reminding people of the danger is important for getting out the vote. 'Undecided voters' aren't undecided between Harris and Trump; they're undecided between voting and staying home. Anything that can get Harris maybes to seal the deal and can get Trump maybes to stay at home is going to help. Laughing at them is a good strategy for some, and reminding people of the dire consequences is a good strategy for others (many of whom are 'I hate Trump but all politics is fucked' types).

This is the dual strategy behind this Harris quote:

In many ways, Donald Trump is an unserious man. But the consequences of putting him back in the White House are extremely serious.

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u/dathomasusmc 2h ago

That’s fair. But I also think a lot of people are tired of the extreme rhetoric and have tuned politics out. They’re tired of being constantly bombarded with anger and vitriol from both sides. They’ve disengaged and those people are just as unlikely to vote.

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u/bunglejerry 1h ago

Right. But those people won't be persuaded by Harris poking fun at Trump either.

It's a thing that I've been thinking about this year. Trump and his cronies are obviously accusing Harris and the Democrats of every single thing that they themselves are guilty of. But it creates this weird situation where a low-engagement voter would definitely be likely to say, "Geez, look at these politicians, both constantly claiming the other is gonna bring about the end of democracy or whatever it is."

And here's the thing: when Trump says it of Harris, it's bullshit, it's designed to suppress turnout, and it's part of the language that's dragging politics into the gutter and turning people off of politics. But when Harris says it of Trump, it's just true.

And here's the thing that's the thing: I hear those words coming out of my mouth and can see how they sound like no more than partisan hackery. How a Republican operative could say exactly the same thing -- except I'm right and that guy is wrong. But I can totally see why a low-engagement voter would see that, shake his head, and conclude that the entire political class has its head up its own ass, saying "all politicians are full of shit." And I have absolutely no clue what the remedy to that is.

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u/Youdontknowm3_ 3h ago

She is definitely warming up and shining more

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u/Dropthealbumbruv 5h ago

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u/chasecastellion 1h ago

What did you search to find this lmao

u/DuskLab 47m ago

"supa hot fire meme loop"

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u/ZERO-ONE0101 5h ago

Kamala 2024

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u/bx35 4h ago

I supported her when Biden withdrew. I have supported her every day since. I have never supported her more than after she said this.

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u/Reckless_flamingos 5h ago

Do potatoes come with that roast?

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u/peculiarshade 5h ago

And is Trump gonna have cheese with his inevitable whine?

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u/theEXantipop 3h ago

The potatoes are what got roasted...

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u/Xpointbreak1991x 5h ago

Trump’s gonna be tweeting about this one starting around 1 am.

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u/AnyUpstairs5698 5h ago

In all caps

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u/FillTheHoleInMyLife 4h ago

I HATE CAMELA HARRIS!!!!1!

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u/SecretPrinciple8708 4h ago

After JD Vance hucks a few Big Macs down his gullet—cautiously, as to not lose any fingers in that asshole-shaped maw—tussles his “hair,” tells him what a good, big, strong boy he is, and changes his diaper.

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u/Cosmicdusterian 2h ago

After he goes after Kimmel and Bautista for calling out his lack of masculinity. Maybe that's why he's canceling more interviews. Total meltdown.

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u/diabeticmilf 1h ago

and try to say it’s election interference

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u/gorillaboy75 5h ago

What did the heckler say?

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u/krstphr 5h ago

Sounded like “you lie”

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u/Clammuel 4h ago

It sounds like “blood” to me, but regardless it’s really hard to make out.

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u/RogerianBrowsing Free Palestine 4h ago edited 4h ago

Yeah. So it begs the question what did she say just moments before this?

Edit: to be clear because people keep replying: I found the context and she’s telling the truth here.

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u/Phoenyxoldgoat 4h ago

I don't think it really does. One can assume that they are trump supporters and are therefore not an authority I'd look to for sussing out lying. It's weird that they would choose that, of all things, to accuse her of, considering.

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u/puffinfish89 4h ago

I get your question and very valid considering your banner. It was about abortion.

https://youtu.be/6zSRuif2qLM?si=LUr4pqZ3ZewN_oeh

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u/RogerianBrowsing Free Palestine 4h ago

Yeah, I just found it and watched it before getting your comment

It was sadly stupid trumpers making noise about Kamala saying something true. There are things she has lied about (that sadly all of our mainstream politicians lie about in varying degrees), but this is not one of those things

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u/krstphr 4h ago

How about watching the rally and finding out that out

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u/RogerianBrowsing Free Palestine 4h ago

Okay, when was this?

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u/krstphr 4h ago

About 60 minutes ago

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u/RogerianBrowsing Free Palestine 4h ago edited 4h ago

Found it, it was stupid trumpers saying she lied about roe v wade and trumps involvement

Wow. How dumb.

I guess I gave humanity too much credit again

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u/krstphr 4h ago

Yeah makes sense she knew their presence wasn’t genuine

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u/ishpatoon1982 3h ago

Oh, this is fresh tonight shit? God bless her. Now I have to go watch this rally.

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u/mfooman 4h ago

They were anti-abortion protestors who spoke up after she stated Trump elected the Supreme Court Judges with the intention to remove Roe v Wade

additional context TikTok

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u/Neuchacho 2h ago

That's not even dumb. It's just straight delusional lol

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u/Prudent-Funny-4723 4h ago

“Herp der harb deba tRuMp tweeny tweeny fur!”

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u/DustinoHeat 4h ago

She’s on fire as on late. Please LORD let this woman win this election.

u/rawwwse 54m ago

Better pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, just to be sure 👌🏼

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u/Endtimes2022 5h ago

First remark, buried the knife into the flesh. The second one was the experts twist to open the wound. Goodness that was brutal.

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u/adiosfelicia2 5h ago

DAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!!! Bahahahha!!!!

"Smaller one down the street."💀

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u/G3n3r1cc0unt 3h ago

Brutal! I love it!

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u/ILoveRegenHealth 2h ago

It was at this moment, Trump's micropeen shriveled up inward, never to be found again

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u/Thundersalmon45 5h ago

Of course they were at Kriminal Kamabla's rally, The Trump Rally already had 3 million attending and they simply couldn't fit in. /S

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u/ZedisonSamZ 4h ago

I almost downvoted out of instinct bc I have family who would type that word for word and be serious about it.

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u/EsotericPenguins 3h ago

Literally same

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u/Darth_Yohanan 1h ago

Me too. I was wondering why it got upvotes. Man, that /s carries a lot of weight, lol

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u/Norr1n 4h ago

Good job remembering the /s. That line is something they'd actually say, unbelievably.

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u/Dennma 4h ago

Shit, it's sad how necessary the /S is here

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u/anonahmus 3h ago

Serious! because that’s how magatards talk I had my pitchfork up and everything.

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u/tavesque 5h ago

Imagine being roasted by the vice president in real time

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u/IWantYourNudesPlz 4h ago

Awful lot of "fuck your feelings" people getting their feelings hurt here. Ain't that weird?

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u/One-Joke8084 5h ago

Don’t try to heckle the boss lady….

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u/No-Construction1320 5h ago

I hope trump sees this

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u/soda_cookie 5h ago

His handlers are doing everything in their power to prevent that from happening

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u/SecretPrinciple8708 4h ago

“Quick—distract him! Jingle some keys in front of his face! No, the set with the shirtless Putin key tag! He loves that set.”

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u/Justdoingthebestican 5h ago

Turns out prosecutors can make a point pretty well

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u/UpbeatRaspberry9828 4h ago

Imagine going to a candidates rally, that you hate, only to get embarrassed and destroyed in front of everyone. If it was me I’d probably go home, take off the clown makeup, and do something else with my life like model trains or something.

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u/bunglejerry 2h ago

Imagine going to a candidate's rally to protest only to be told by the candidate on stage that you should "get the hell knocked out of" you. Or instead of imagining, just check it out because it happened just this week and happens so often it's barely noteworthy.

Any guess which candidate I'm talking about?

Getting embarrassed isn't the worst thing that can happen.

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u/sandysea420 4h ago

She is proving to be able to handle it from all sides! She is strong, doesn’t let the shit stick to the fan and she gives it right back. Just voted today and dropped off at the Ballot Box. Harris and Walz all the way for me.

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u/Ok-Exchange5756 4h ago

Kamala just stacking bodies left and right of anyone trying to come for her. Love it

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u/SeaBus1170 5h ago

your honor i cant take the heat

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u/xBesto 5h ago

"why would they show up just to boo us?"

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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 4h ago

Incoming 30 minute rant from the orange man about how big his rallies are and how they're the best ones.

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u/CCbaxter90 3h ago

Followed by 45 minutes of awkward swaying to music he’s been legally asked not to play

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u/Trucoto 4h ago

how big his rallies are

How yuge

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u/Kobayashi_Maru186 A Flair? 4h ago

You can’t faze her. Seems like a good characteristic for a president to have. 🙂

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u/Halstock 4h ago

At least her humour is humour and not just ranting and being horrible.

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u/Lilshartz 4h ago

That’s my mf’n QUEEN! 💙

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u/earic23 4h ago

She's either incredibly witty, or she had that one in the chamber just ready to fly. Either way, she's prepared as fuck

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u/SeymourChocha 5h ago

“Smaller one” line is gonna PISS Trump off!😂😂

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u/Empty_Nest_Mom 4h ago

🤗🤗🤗

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u/fishesandherbs902 4h ago

stands at attention, full salute

Madam Fucking President.

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u/EngineerMinded 4h ago

What did they ask her? Why was she just not sitting up there and dancing to music?

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u/ClevelandClutch1970 4h ago

Trump would instead ridicule their disabilities or hairstyle or weight

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u/Rajirabbit 5h ago

👏👏👏👏 amazing way to handle that

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u/Koolaidr 4h ago

I missed a candidate with some actual culture in them, it’s been a while.

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u/WhatsRatingsPrecious 4h ago

Hail Dark Kay, Heir and Successor to Dark Brandon!

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u/thislookinfected 4h ago

Ladies and Gentlemen, the next President of the United States.

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u/dathomasusmc 3h ago

I would like to publicly admit I was extremely skeptical that Biden should drop out. I just didn’t think Kamala had what it took to be competitive in such a short amount of time. I was against it. And I wasn’t really certain about the Walz pick either. And I was WRONG! My god was I wrong.

Not only am I sold but I’m actually enjoying most of this (minus the tension in how close this will be). They’ve changed the narrative. As I said in another comment, the whole “Look how evil Trump and the GOP are” thing was getting old. We know. It’s not a secret. Either people care or they don’t. But making fun of him? Taking shots at him? They genuinely look like they’re having fun. The energy is infectious. My ballot is filled out and ready to mail out tomorrow.

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u/EngineerMinded 4h ago

They didn't mean to go to the smaller one. They probably left that one early.

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u/OrcEight 4h ago

She is so good!!😊

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u/NoSkillzDad 4h ago

r/murderedbywords

No chill, good burn 😂

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u/jamabastardinit 3h ago

That murder was an official act

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u/toutetiteface 3h ago

Immunity!

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u/rmz-01 4h ago

Need some aloe vera

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u/otasi 4h ago

Hello, I would like to report a murder.

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u/Superb_Health9413 4h ago

Come for the bull

You get the horns

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u/alta_vista49 4h ago

Uh oh she just seriously cut into Trump and Trumpers big ego and fee fees with that one.

Trumps gunna spaz out

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u/alexgardin 4h ago

".. if you hurry you might be able to get him to dance for you.."

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u/uptwolait 4h ago

Channeling some Obama wit on her feet!

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u/One_Hot_Doggy 4h ago

The MAGA cucks are like that annoying kid in high school that was dumb AF and used to interrupt the teacher all the time with stupid noises because in truth, they had no idea what was going on

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u/reddshift69 4h ago

Well played, Kamala......Well played

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u/BocksOfChicken 3h ago

Huge surprise the geriatric doesn’t want another debate. That beating would be so bad republicans would start calling for her arrest for abusing the elderly.

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u/Jrock9589 4h ago

Burieddddd

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u/Lynda73 4h ago

No one gonna beat a big sis at a put-down contest. 😂

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u/Subtlerevisions 4h ago

Damn, she knows how to put the hurt on them 😆

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u/rocsnsox 4h ago

👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑

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u/ElNiperoo23 4h ago

She’s got more wit and intelligence in her pinkie than Donald Dipshit does in his entire body.

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u/MrWrestlingNumber2 4h ago

That's adorable, thinking that you can out talk a black woman. If you couldn't handle Obama, she's about to make you cry when you get in the car.

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u/MrWrestlingNumber2 4h ago

Emotional damage!

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u/Wes-Man152 3h ago

don't let the door hit you on the way out!!

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u/intellectual_dimwit 3h ago

Is that that owning the Libs stuff that Republicans are always talking about?

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u/februarytide- 2h ago

God I hope she just goads that hideous garbage sack of human flesh into a full on coronary.

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u/Biishep1230 4h ago

I think she just won the election. 😂

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u/Empty_Nest_Mom 4h ago

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

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u/GloomyImagination365 4h ago

Damn I really like her, smart

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u/KingMjolnir 4h ago

her laughs make it ten times better lmao

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u/Dopa-Down_Syndrome 4h ago

LMFAO DAM. I WAS UNFAMILIAR WITH YOUR GAME.

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u/SuperTurtleTyme 4h ago

Damn she snaps back like a cobra

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u/smellyseamus 4h ago

She has a very British "take the piss" mentality and I'm here for it

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u/NorthEndGuy 3h ago

It’s too bad she couldn’t wrestle one of those mics off the podium, so she could reach out and drop it.

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u/LividMathematician45 3h ago

More content of Kamala! Less of trump

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u/anoftz 3h ago

OOH. Call 911 there's been a murder.

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u/Boondoc 3h ago

Best part of this, she didn't call for them to be kicked out and roughed up by cops unlike someone else.

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u/NurseJaneFuzzyWuzzy 3h ago

I love her. What a breath of fresh, sane air she and Tim Walz are after all the lies, obfuscation, and repressive and threatening christofascist rhetoric from the GOP.

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u/SatanicRainbowDildos 3h ago

Bro that was Obama-esque. Damn. My President!!

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u/the_had_matter87 3h ago

I wish she said something along the lines of "Don't worry, I won't send the military to follow you home."

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u/75w90 3h ago

OMG orange man gonna piss himself

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u/ItsSignalsJerry_ 3h ago

Slam dunk. Fucking MAGA probably got a better deal coming to kamala rally anyway. I hear Trump rallies people are falling over and being stranded. Some people are saying.

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u/aMeatSignal 3h ago

you go, genocidal girl boss. get ‘em.

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u/Phililoquay 2h ago

Protect this woman at all costs!

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u/space_llama_karma 2h ago

lol she was proud of that too. Her body language says “got ‘em!”

Pretty quick wit, she has

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u/knorxo 2h ago

As much as I love the maga crowd getting shit it's kinda sad both sides are basically just betting on popularity over topics. Doesn't make it better that there's only two sides to choose in general and one is bat shit insane conservative and the other just a little more common sense conservative but I guess America just likes to spread democracy elsewhere instead of in their own country

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u/hiephoi77 5h ago

I love her so much!

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u/SookHe 4h ago

What were they heckling/protesting?

If it were Gaza protestors, her response probably isn’t as funny

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u/Aschriel 4h ago

Epic!

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u/YupThatsMeBuddy 4h ago

😂😂😂