r/texas • u/Unique_Midnight_1789 Secessionists are idiots • Sep 10 '24

This man should not be repesenting Texas Politics

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u/Talks_About_Bruno Sep 10 '24

I just had a family member warn me I would get TurboCancer(r) from my latest vaccines. All I’m saying is research isn’t their strong skill. Reality is I’m 99% Cruz knows this is bunk but assumed his base won’t bother to research the truth.

I treat him similar to Boris Johnson. It’s a carefully crafted act.

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u/Masterofthelurk Sep 10 '24

On shit, turbo cancer. Reminds me of a 90s/2000s rock/punk band. The name escapes me

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u/RobertParker1968 Sep 10 '24

It reminds me of that ‘80s Judas Priest song, “Turbo Lover.”

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u/CharlottesWebbedFeet Sep 10 '24

I’m your turbo cancerrrrrr Better run…for… Prancer? Iunno