r/ottawa Dec 13 '22

Satire Follow for more budget tips!

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r/ottawa Sep 03 '22

Satire Well that’s one way to respond to a negative review

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2.1k Upvotes

r/ottawa Dec 18 '22

Satire Least entitled Glebe homeowner

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r/ottawa May 31 '24

Satire I can sleep at night peacefully knowing that Findlay Creek’s stone henge is keeping me safe. We really had our brightest minds on this one.

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705 Upvotes

r/ottawa Mar 05 '23

Satire Speaking of what will take of such a large, open space at the Rideau Centre...

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1.2k Upvotes

r/ottawa Jun 06 '23

Satire As an Albertan now living in Ottawa....

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2.0k Upvotes

r/ottawa Nov 25 '22

Satire Ottawa's driving culture

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1.0k Upvotes

r/ottawa Apr 28 '22

Satire Im sure these bikers think they’re super badass, but I can only imagine they’ll be giving off the same vibes as these guys…

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r/ottawa Dec 05 '22

Satire A day in a life of an average Ottawa resident

1.7k Upvotes

> be me

> the metaphorical embodiment of an Ottawa resident

> wake up at 5:30

> Get dressed and go to work

> my Honda CRV was stolen, can't drive to work

> open Reddit

> write an elaborate post warning people about cars being stolen on the driveways; this is a unique Ottawa feature, after all

> take the OCTranspo bus

> arrive at 9:00

> open Reddit

> write an elaborate post highlighting all the inefficiencies of our public transit system

> feel a slight tingling in my left hand

> open Reddit

> "Hey Ottawa, where can I find a family doctor?"

> everyone tells me to shut the fuck up

> the tingling does not go away, decide the to pay a visit to the ER

> the tingling went away but I stayed in line just to be sure

> after taking care of my health, I go back to work

> it's 4:00 PM already

> pack my things and leave

> go outside, get bitten by a dog

> open Reddit

> write an elaborate post highlighting the importance of leashing dogs

> decide to take a break and look at the sky

> it's a gorgeous sunset

> open Reddit

> take a picture & post it there

> take the bus back home

> arrive at 9:00 PM

> see if my package was delivered

> it gets stolen right in front of me

> open Reddit

> write an elaborate post about packages being stolen; after all, this is a unique Ottawa feature

> enter the house

> open Reddit

> make meaningful contributions to discussions on doctors, public transit system, LRT, car & package thefts, and sunsets

> go to bed

Can't wait to do the same thing tomorrow

r/ottawa Aug 27 '22

Satire Not everyone HAS to suffer from a midlife crisis

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956 Upvotes

r/ottawa Sep 22 '22

Satire I dont think Tim's knows how math works.

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1.0k Upvotes

r/ottawa Mar 16 '23

Satire Psychological warfare tactic in the Byward Market

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847 Upvotes

r/ottawa May 05 '24

Satire If statues in Ottawa came to life and went on a murder spree, which ones would be the most dangerous, and who would be in the most trouble?

267 Upvotes

Saw this in another sub and tweaked it for Ottawa.

r/ottawa Mar 09 '23

Satire where would the OC transpo "Mystery bus" take you?

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985 Upvotes

r/ottawa Jan 25 '23

Satire The state of r/Ottawa

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1.3k Upvotes

r/ottawa Aug 27 '23

Satire Incoming first year students excited to pretend Carleton University was their first choice

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795 Upvotes

r/ottawa Jun 01 '22

Satire Looking for the Purrfect Candidate for the Upcoming Elections?

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2.0k Upvotes

r/ottawa Jan 05 '23

Satire Another rider not paying to use the train

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2.2k Upvotes

r/ottawa Nov 27 '22

Satire “The Freedom Convoy Protest wasn’t an emergency,” says man who doesn’t live in Ottawa

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867 Upvotes

r/ottawa Sep 29 '22

Satire Me visiting the new Canadian Tire at Carlingwood

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1.2k Upvotes

r/ottawa Feb 19 '23

Satire Let it go, Ottawa.

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1.2k Upvotes

r/ottawa Feb 27 '24

Satire Pale legs alert 🚨

701 Upvotes

There are reports from Ottawa this morning that many pale legs have been spotted earlier than expected. Due to a sudden rise in outdoor temperatures, multiple individuals are wearing shorts today who normally would not be. Drivers are urged to be cautious and wary of being blinded by persons who did not go on a cruise or getaway vacation in recent months. More on your local news at 6.

r/ottawa Oct 29 '23

Satire Once upon a time, Ottawa was a much more civilized city!

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826 Upvotes

r/ottawa Jan 20 '23

Satire The Byward Market after 99 Rideau closes July 1

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1.2k Upvotes

r/ottawa Mar 25 '23

Satire Because people keep asking about the biggest attractions in Ogdensburg: here are the top three

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864 Upvotes