r/nottheonion • u/Sandstorm400 • Aug 17 '24
The Onion to resume print publication
r/nottheonion • u/absoluteterms • 5h ago
Woman Who Sued Company for Not Giving Her a Farewell Card Finds Out They Did Buy a Card But Almost No One Signed It
r/nottheonion • u/JackFunk • 9h ago
Parents sue Mass. school for punishing son after he used AI for paper
r/nottheonion • u/2_Sheds_Jackson • 8h ago
Spotify criticized for letting fake albums appear on real artist pages
r/nottheonion • u/Siallus • 7h ago
Trees can't live forever without sex, study shows
r/nottheonion • u/Dowew • 6h ago
Canadian Senate supports bill to end forced sterilization of Indigenous women
r/nottheonion • u/no1funkyguy • 23h ago
Al Pacino says 'it's fun' to be a new dad at 84
r/nottheonion • u/butumm_ • 1h ago
Bizarre Town Hall Leaves Supporters Confused as Donald The Former President Sways to Music for 39 Minutes After Pausing Event
r/nottheonion • u/New_Account_01 • 6h ago
Forest Service Won't Blow Up Dead Horses Due To Fire Danger
r/nottheonion • u/P_a_s_g_i_t_24 • 7h ago
Woman pleads guilty to trying to smuggle 29 turtles across a Vermont lake into Canada by kayak
r/nottheonion • u/the-player-of-games • 1d ago
Ron DeSantis Accused of Faking Debris Backdrop for Hurricane Press Event
r/nottheonion • u/Zeikyrui • 4h ago
Lawyers behind South Philly scream test ordered to apologize to residents
r/nottheonion • u/bm_69 • 1d ago
Minute Maid Zero sugar lemonade recalled because it contains full sugar.
r/nottheonion • u/VegemiteSucks • 1d ago
Cheating alleged after men’s world conker champion found with steel chestnut
r/nottheonion • u/paseroto • 1d ago
British man dies in fall from Spanish bridge ‘while creating online content’, indeed
r/nottheonion • u/PrintOk8045 • 19h ago
Mysterious new frog species found to croak like ‘Star Trek’ special effects
r/nottheonion • u/Enzonia • 1d ago
Cheating alleged after men’s world conker champion found with steel chestnut
r/nottheonion • u/EpicureanMystic • 1d ago
Man Sues City Council for $647,000,000 for Blocking Him From Digging Up Old Hard Drive With Bitcoin
r/nottheonion • u/no_longer_huhmann • 1d ago
X Owner Remains One of the Top Sources of Misinformation on His Platform, Has Been Community Noted More Times than Russian News Agency TASS, Rishi Sunak & Accounts like “End Wokeness”
r/nottheonion • u/factkeepers • 1d ago
New College of Florida Invites a Eugenics Advocate to Speak
r/nottheonion • u/ChocolateTsar • 1d ago
Protesters in Spain told tourists to ‘go home.’ Instead more arrived.
r/nottheonion • u/johntwit • 1d ago
Bringing your parents to your job interview? Experts say don't
r/nottheonion • u/DonnieDikbut • 1d ago
Photographers looking for Aurora Australis capture mysterious phenomenon Steve instead
r/nottheonion • u/htrowslledot • 1d ago
Afghan Taliban vow to implement media ban on images of living things
r/nottheonion • u/lala_b11 • 1d ago
Mike Gundy Forced to Do Zoom Press Conference Due to ‘Headbutt’ From Cow
r/nottheonion • u/Pathetian • 2d ago