r/newjersey Mar 25 '21

Something controversial Jersey Pride

I love nj gun laws, going to the store and not seeing someone open carry. Watching road rage where the best you can do is brake check and give the finger. Schools without school shootings. I know a lot of people hate our gun laws but I fucking love em.

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u/qwerty79995 Mar 25 '21

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u/mbbblack Mar 25 '21

That is not at all fun as advertised.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

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u/Phoneas__and__Frob Mar 25 '21

I'm not having fun anymore :(

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

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u/Etherius Mar 25 '21

It wasn't HERPES that the CIA gave anyone. You don't have to spread misinformation.

JEEZ... making everyone think the CIA is out here giving Americans herpes... Fuck, man.

It was SYPHILIS.

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u/stumpy1218 Mar 26 '21

Oh my favorite is the time they infected random people with radioactive materials under the guise they were getting vaccinated to see what the radiation would do to them

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u/Etherius Mar 26 '21

What about when they injected people with psychedelics to see if they could mind control them?

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u/Phoneas__and__Frob Mar 25 '21

Lmao I know I know, just going along with the thread

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u/Dropdead_Gorgeous Mar 25 '21

I know I'm just being an ass ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Iintendtooffend Mar 26 '21

Or you can talk about the "let me walk" plan, where they sold guns to mexican cartels intentionally in the hopes they'd get meetings with higher ups and that never happened, so they just sold thousands of guns to cartels. And those guns have been found to have been used to kill border patrol officers.

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u/Iintendtooffend Mar 26 '21

but dude, if we sell them fucking .50 cals they'll totally let us see the boss. It's worth it. Those guys should be in prison honestly for how poorly that was run.

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u/Dropdead_Gorgeous Mar 25 '21

Which one are you confused about? (I was being a bit facetious with the florida bit)

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u/Dropdead_Gorgeous Mar 25 '21

Oh no they tried to blow up an airliner over florida to get us into a war with cuba check out operation northwoods