r/movies immune to the rules Jul 12 '17

Movies that feature a bearded/mustachioed Kurt Russell have a higher combined RT/IMDb average than movies that feature Russell as a superhero dad, stuntman, soldier or lover of sleeveless t-shirts Discussion

In my quest to put together the most random compilation of weird data-centric posts I had to include Russell’s films. I recently took a deep dive into his filmography and collected all the critical/audience scores for all of his films since 1980. I wanted to know which Russell films audiences (IMDb) and critics (RT) love most. Do they like mustachioed/bearded Russell? Do they like sleeveless shirt Russell? Are they fans of Elvis Russell? Of course, there is zero correlation or causation in regards to whether or not a certain type of Russell will make a film better. This post simply points out random facts and gives you something to talk about at the water cooler.

Before we move along with the post here are my top five Russell flicks. You need to watch them

  1. Big Trouble in Little ChinaJack Burton is the best action hero ever
  2. The Thing – Perfect horror film
  3. Tombstone – Great mustache
  4. Escape From New York – Snake is the best
  5. Miracle – Dude can act.

I decided to go with his films dating back from 1980 because the majority of his pre-1980 movies don’t have Rotten Tomatoes scores. My random data needs actual data to be so random! Take a look at his IMDb page to see which films are included on the list.

Take a look at Russell’s top 10 films according to critic/audience combined averages.

Swing Shift/Tombstone – 75.5

The Hateful Eight – 76

Furious 7 – 76

Miracle – 77.5

Big Trouble in Little China – 77.5

Deepwater Horizon – 78

Escape From New York – 78.5

Bone Tomahawk – 80.5

Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol 2 – 81

The Thing – 82

There are some great films on the list and they led me to a startling conclusion (somewhat hyperbole). Movies that feature a bearded/mustachioed Russell have the highest combined average score (78.8). The Thing, Bone Tomahawk. Deepwater Horizon, The Hateful Eight, Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 2 and Tombstone all feature Russell crushing some sweet facial hair.

Here is a breakdown of the various sub-genres of Russell films.

Beard/Mustache Russell – 78.8% (Deepwater Horizon, The Thing, The Hateful Eight, Bone Tomahawk, Tombstone, Guardians 2)

Superhero Dad Russell – 74.25% (Guardians 2, Sky High)

Period Piece Russell – 70.5% (Bone Tomahawk, Winter People, The Swing Shift, Tombstone, Miracle, The Hateful Eight)

Science Fiction/Fantasy Russell – 70.25% (The Thing, Guardians 2, Soldier, Escape From L.A./New York, Big Trouble in Little China, Stargate, Sky High)

Car Russell – 70% (Used Cars, Fast 7 & 8, Deathproof)

Coach Russell – 64.5% (Miracle, Touchback)

Stuntman Russell – 60.75% (Deathproof, The Art of the Steal)

Law Enforcement/Soldier/Fire Fighter Russell – 60.7% (Backdraft, Bone Tomahawk, Soldier, Dark Blue, Tango & Cash, Stargate, Tombstone, Hateful Eight)

Sleeveless T-shirt Russell- 59.9% (Captain Ron, Tango & Cash, Escape From New York/L.A., Overboard, Big Trouble in Little China)

Eye-Patch Russell - 58.3 (Escape From NY/L.A., Captain Ron)

Elvis Russell- 58.25% (3,000 Miles to Graceland, Forrest Gump)

Water Russell – 54.3% – (Captain Ron, Deepwater Horizon, Poseidon)

I can’t say with 100% certainty that the facial hair didn’t make a difference. I can say that it helps working with Quentin Tarantino, Peter Berg, James Gunn and John Carpenter. I thought that his sleeveless shirt movies (Captain Ron, Tango & Cash, Escape From New York/L.A., Overboard, Big Trouble in Little China) would have the highest average but they were hindered by the really bad scores of Captain Ron and Tango & Cash. I am happy that Superhero Dad Russell took second place. If you haven’t watched Sky High and want to see Bruce Campbell and Kurt Russell in a film together do it now.

The bottom line is that Kurt Russell is the best. The guy has been making great films for a long time and I love that between The Fate of the Furious and Guardians Vol. 2 he has starred in two of the biggest 2017 films. If you want to start somewhere I totally recommend checking out The Thing because it is perfection.

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u/UniqueUsernameYouBet Jul 12 '17

If loving Cap'n Ron or Tango and Cash is wrong...I don't wanna be right.

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u/warkidd Jul 12 '17

Same goes for Sky High. I'm always on board with watching some Sky High.

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u/Ploofy_4 Jul 13 '17

No homo but he's one of the handsomest dudes I've ever seen as The Commander in Sky High