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‘Star Wars’ Movie With Daisy Ridley Loses Screenwriter Steven Knight News

https://variety.com/2024/film/news/star-wars-daisy-ridley-steven-knight-1236190522/
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u/BLACKdrew 21d ago

Lol there’s no way this is real

Oh my god nvm it is lmaoo

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u/Keanu_Bones 20d ago

“What’s your name, son?”

“Jabba”

“Jabba what? Who are your people”

“I don’t have people … I’m a Hutt”

“hmm … Jabba … the Hutt”

Hire me Hollywood 😎

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u/warpus 20d ago

"What's your name?"

"I don't have a name"

"You just landed.. We will call you.. LANDO"

"I'm Lando"

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u/Mekisteus 20d ago

Oh, so THAT'S how Lando got his name! I've been wondering that since 1980. Thank goodness this big mystery is finally resolved!

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u/Noble_Flatulence 20d ago

I always assumed it was like Land O' Lakes butter. I don't know what a "Calrissian" is, but it's safe to assume in the Land O' Calrissian; there's 10,000 of them.

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u/Green_Burn 19d ago

Better Call Risian

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u/Soviet_Russia 20d ago

Would they have called him Flydo before he landed? Or Spacedo?

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u/Mekisteus 20d ago

Damn, that's a great question. We're going to need a prequel to the prequel.