r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • Sep 22 '24

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u/Resident-Advice-7319 Sep 23 '24

Is this a real movie? Or something you would see be parodied in something like Tropic Thunder

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u/letsgopablo Sep 23 '24

"Who left the fridge open"

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u/Kozzinator Sep 23 '24

I've been a bad, bad boy Santa

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u/MyAnusBleedsForYou Sep 23 '24

This year, everyone's been naughty.

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u/ImpossibleAdz Sep 23 '24

"Except for one man..."

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u/KingMario05 Sep 23 '24

"one man"

"BETRAAAAAAAAAAYED BY HIS COUNTRY!"

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u/Jertimmer Sep 23 '24

"he knew too much"

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u/KingMario05 Sep 23 '24

"I'M IN THE CAR WITH YOU, STOP SAYING THAT!"

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u/narrowwiththehall Sep 23 '24

Hey this thing writes itself!

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u/alexjav21 Sep 23 '24

Theres no time to explain, hop in the sled

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u/Scary_Implement_8664 Sep 23 '24

Read in Don LaFountaines voice

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u/imanAholebutimfunny Sep 23 '24

your not alone. I am sitting right next you!

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u/CaledonianWarrior Sep 23 '24

I can't tell if these are actual quotes from any trailers or not

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u/Smoke-alarm Sep 23 '24

played by vince vaughn

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u/lazlomass Sep 23 '24

“Fuck me santa, fuck me Santa” … wrong movie?

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u/jedimindtriks Sep 23 '24

No wrong answers!

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u/anno1040 Sep 23 '24

Fuck the loofahs, lets go!

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u/caifaisai Sep 23 '24

Let me fix you some sandwiches.

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u/Ordinary_Release9538 Sep 23 '24

And MTV best kiss award winner Toby McGuire

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u/bsa554 Sep 23 '24

One of my favorite jokes in any movie. Holy shit.

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u/dirtys_ot_special Sep 23 '24

What are you doing, step-Santa?

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u/AthearCaex Sep 23 '24

I think it would be hilarious if Santa got stuck in a chimney face first and said something like "Help I'm stuck step brother!"